The Deep Wisdom of White Idiots in Egypt

Last week, a group of brave souls from all over Europe went on a march through Egypt to the very gates of Gaza in order to save the Palestinian people. However, they didn’t receive quite the warm welcome they expected from the Arabs…

Me too, random Egyptian cop, me too.

The marchers won’t learn anything from it—because they’re morons—but there’s no reason for us not to use this amusing incident for out enlightenment.

So, dear woke idiots in Egypt, please allow me to explain the reasons why you're getting your tattooed butts kicked by the people you think you came to rescue:

1) When you come to a nation that didn't invite you, and tell them what they should do, you're not being progressive heroes, you're acting as imperialists and colonizers. Native peoples tend to resist imperialists and colonizers, especially ones that arrive to destabilize their societies and overturn their borders.

2) Muslims don't believe in manmade universal human rights that supersede all other values. They believe in a divinely-ordained cosmic order given to them by God. When you try to wrap Islam around your values, you don’t honor it, you mock it with your conceit and ignorance. Islam is not a flavor of socialism. Islam is Islam.

3) Borders are not a product of the evil Western capitalist system that the whole world struggles against. Borders are literally as old as humanity and are a source of security and pride for the people. Egypt had borders before your ancestors learned to walk on their hind legs. No nation will thank you for assaulting its borders, no matter what your excuses are.

4) People don't like you or the Palestinians. You cause trouble everywhere you go.

Bonus point: a grown man weeping and groveling on his knees in public doesn’t evoke pity or respect. He evokes disgust. Don’t be disgusting.

I hope this helps!

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